Following summer till the end of time
- The true story of the Brunettes.
Above the tinny reverberance
of the speaker phone, the voice of Jonathan Bree, shaggy-haired
mastermind and lead songwriter of the Brunettes, is
momentarily uncertain. He has reluctantly agreed to
a phone interview, although he prefers to grapple with
interlocutors via email. When the interviewer later
plays back the interview tape, which hisses and yaws,
he imagines Bree in a small, white room. He bows at
the phone controls, the obsessive, frowning perplexedly
at the questions that issue forth there. The subject
of this particular chat is the Brunettes' newly released
second album, Mars Loves Venus. Its songs finally
patted into place by producer Edmund Cake, the album
was recorded over 18 months in a string of bedrooms.
But mainly, Bree says, the grooves were compiled at
his flat in Kingsland, Auckland, where he rolled out
of bed every morning to tinker with the tracks, and
in a "cold, damp, cheap, dusty" garage owned by the
parents of the Brunettes' nymphean-toned other singer,
Heather Mansfield. Mansfield is also in attendance for
the interview, but hers is a distant presence, at the
edge of the microphone's reach. With her sleek, dark
hair. In fact, the interviewer does not yet know that
she is there. He obliviously clutches the other end
of the phone, and rubs a new bruise on his shin with
a vaguely satisfied wince. So he did do some damage,
after all. As to Bree's reluctance: "I kinda À you know
À I like À I just tend to get all À I try and À yeah
À I just don't articulate myself very well when I have
to talk about À you know, like À but I could try to
answer some questions if ya like Ä"
But first the backstory. According
to the liner notes of the Brunettes' debut album, Holding
Hands, Feeding Ducks (2002), the paths of Heather
Mansfield and Jonathan Bree first converged on the scorching
sands of Ninety Mile Beach, at the "fiery" height of
an Indian summer, the surf salvoing, the surf torpidly
swelling (the notes don't say which) in the distance.
Bree was a "frisbee hurlin' sidewalk surfin' highschool
dropout"; and Mansfield "an innocent girl desperately
running from her small-town ghosts". Mansfield grew
up in Warkworth, attending her first school ball at
the age of 14, partnered by the friend of her best friend's
older brother. He asked her on the school bus. She cut
her fringe herself. Her dad picked her up at precisely
1.00am. Neglecting to mention whether a stray "hurled"
frisbee perchance played a role in that first meeting,
the notes continue: "both [Bree and Mansfield] were
at a loose end À but found they shared a common vision
Ä to form the greatest bubblegum pop'n'roll band ever
and follow the summer till the end of time as we know
it". The end of time could conceivably sound like the
inky, phosphorescent-tinged wake of "Cotton Candy",
a song lurking towards the twilight end of Holding Hands,
Feeding Ducks. It fades to the insistent wash of
waves against a beach, and a tensely rising, discordant
thrum À which swells unbearably, then abruptly slams
shut. That first meeting was back near the end of last
millennium, Bree later explains in an email, noting
that he hasn't "been asked to tell the truth about our
beginnings before". So, here's how it really happened.
Mars first met Venus in 1998, at a gig on Auckland's
Symonds St, at which Bree's band, the Nudie Suits, played
alongside Mansfield's, Yoko. An amplifier's gentle static
undulations may well have suggested the ocean's tremolo,
and thus the imagined meeting on Ninety Mile Beach.
"I thought she was pretty hot, but I was far too insecure
to actually talk to her," Bree recalls. "It wasn't until
months later when I called her up and asked if she would
sing on some recordings of mine that we first hung out
together. "I was obsessed at the time with Lee [Hazlewood]
and Nancy [Sinatra], Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin,
and was writing songs like 'Mars Loves Venus' and 'Talk
to Jesus'. I simply felt I needed to find a girl to
sing and play these songs with."
The first song the duo collaborated
on was the spiky yet mellifluous opening track of Holding
Hands, Feeding Ducks, "The Moon in June Stuff",
which begins with the needle's expectant crackle as
it rounds the outer, music-less grooves of a record.
This and other early "so-called bubblegum fantasy mini
poperettas", Bree writes, were spawned in an abandoned
bathroom in his flat "that nobody used for any wholesome
bathroom activity as the water was brown and the rats
had land issues". Despite the decrepit plumbing, and
"unless the medication clouded the reality of the situation,
I can safely say Heather and I clicked straight away.
She was, and still is in my opinion, the coolest and
most talented female vocalist [and] multi-instrumentalist
in the southern hemisphere." An inaugural seven-inch
EP was produced, meticulously engineered on four-track
by Bree, also called "Mars Loves Venus", and
featuring a raw version of the lurching dancehall pop
of the new album's title track: "four chords, a comic
book and an infomercial". Bree also attempted
to record Holding Hands, Feeding Ducks on four-track,
but his Spector-ish vision exceeded the dogged machine's
limits. The results, he says, sighing, on the whimpering,
wheezing interview tape, "just Ä just weren't good".
"Defeated", to quote from the
band's mock-serious online bio, he took to working in
a record store À "my only job really, apart from the
Brunettes. It was a cool job, but I'm glad they fired
me" À and also briefly experimented with the band's
format. "I was very much into my Monkees. And I decided
to write a pilot episode for a television show based
on a group called the Brunettes, where Heather was kind
of like the alien girl who came down. "Her ship crashed
in our backyard when the band was rehearsing in the
garage, and there'd be a song we'd play every episode.
But TVNZ didn't like it Ä"
As the interview continues, the interviewer
picks up the CD case; it had awaited him when he arrived,
hobbling slightly, that morning. Synchronistically,
like Bree's space-girl, he'd only just disentangled
himself from the wreckage of his own crash-landing.
Pulling through the streets on his bicycle prior to
the interview, he had reflexively grasped the front
instead of the rear brakes, then lunged purposefully
at the footpath, coming to rest in front of a consternated
postie. (Later it occurred to him that that very postie
may have delivered the album, ascending and descending
in his office's sinisterly silent lift, then continuing
on his rounds.) Yet the crash was a prescient incident.
Its unexpected, coruscating violence anticipated the
arrival of Mars Loves Venus, which is jarring,
schismed at its centre, like a skimming bike ride punctuated
by an elegant, ridiculous somersault. "We like to play
all the instruments ourselves," Bree says, "but obviously
nobody in the band can play trumpet or "Theremin whistle,"
Mansfield says, out of the blue.
On the front cover of Mars Loves
Venus she, bare-shouldered, with head turned, smiles
upwards at Bree. He stares moodily back at the viewer,
as if to deflect that competing gaze. The pierced red
outline of a heart floats gauzily between them. Thus
the loner narrator of "Polyester Meets Acetate" notices
the priapic munters at school panting after a girl he
also likes, and bitterly wishes "they would all just
go huff paint instead of making plays for her". The
harsh sentiment is suggestive of the album's uneasy,
tensions, between an unrealised, ideal, slightly gawky
love and the "ill-heartedness" of life in suburbia,
the streets rounding off into asphalt lacunae, where
weary lovers weigh up the escapist merits of a late-night
movie. "It's unavoidable À it just happens Ä When you
grow up, your heart dies," Mansfield breathes on the
closing track, "Your Heart Dies". But if these tensions
here throbbingly subside, elsewhere they inflame with
vicious, catchy brilliance. "Loopy Loopy Love" swoops
jubilantly into its silly electro-clash chorus, even
as the two singers, playing vocal tag, cold-bloodedly
line up Cupid in their sights, "'cause a Cupid causes
love". And, at the album's tender, unhinged heart, "You
Beautiful Militant" tip-toes in on pyjama-clad piano.
The song, penned by guitarist James Milne, teeters on
Mansfield's high-tensile voice, never more desolate
or chillingly beautiful, before gyring into the sweet,
shocking chorus: "You pick up your gun, And shoot everyone,
You know what to do, To those who don't like you..."
The effect is to send ripples of unease through the
neighbourhood of surrounding songs; all change, change
utterly.
The album's final verse evokes
a desperately lonely seahorse. "I watched this documentary
about seahorses," Bree explains. "After they find a
partner, that's it, they stick together. If one of them
dies, the other just floats around and waits for death
and never eyes up another. Deep, huh?" After the interview,
my bike bent, I accept a ride home in a friend's old
car, with its long snout and rear flank corrugated from
having groaningly rubbed against a fence. Lulled by
the oncoming cat's eyes, we head to the suburbs, swinging
on the unravelling rope of the road. The tyres thud.
The wheels need aligning. The rain billows in the headlights,
greenish, like plankton.